04 5 / 2011
3am phonecall: “Hey are you asleep?”
“NO I’M FUCKIN SKYDIVING”
(Source: h-a-n-n-a-b-e-l-l-e, via halluc)
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17 3 / 2011
When you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else
(Source: bitchimtheprez, via halluc)
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